This morning, after assembly period, I was walking back to the classroom while chit chatting with Cindy. As we climbed up the second floor, we walked past a cleaning uncle poking a broom into the dustbin for donno what reason, like this:
Then suddenly, the uncle SWISHED around with that MURDEROUS bloody broomstick, nearly chopping off Cindy's head, who is nearer to him. She jerked back and I was like, OMG is Cindy having a spam?? But a split second later, THE BROOMSTICK WENT FOR MY EYE!!!!
I bent backwards asap like Keanu Reeves in the Matrix series. Like this:
Watching movies is actually good for you. Because you don't know when a I've-seen-it-in-the-movie-and-i'd-like-to-use-it kungfu move might actually save your life. (or your eyeball in my case) From MUDEROUS SCHOOL CLEANING UNCLES.
LOL. It was a crazy way to start off the morning. The people who were behind and saw it all happening were laughing. Me and Cindy both laughed our intestines out. Yeah it's a crazy day alright.
THE girl
Sophie Hong
15 going on 16
28 dec
ROCK CULTURE
Piss off if you don't like me, I won't grieve over the loss