Please leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman. And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed. I've learnt from numerous painful lessons. Everytime I open my mouth, something goes wrong.
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it. Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and... I always end up hurting someone with my comments. And I'm hurting myself too.
When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes .Whoa, everything goes according to plan. I know I make jokes sometimes that are cutting and hurting.
I am the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it. Or maybe the people on the receiving end are just too damn sensitive.
Because you say so under your breath. You're reading lips "When did he get at all confident?" Fifi, Zahreen, Sarah, Cindy, Iris, Malvern, Sandy, Zoe, Elliot, and many more...
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? Never looked better, and you can't stand it I'm really sorry for making you all the butt of my jokes.
Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and I bet you just can't keep up (keep up) with these fashionistas, and Just want you guys to know I really treasure you all.
Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign. I bet to them your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shit. But accept me for who I am if you consider me your friend.
Talk to the mirror, choke back tears. And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!" This is what make me ME
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table, they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin. Because I don't need friends who can't accept me for who I am. I know by making this comment I might lose all those who love me...who used to anyway..
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up. Heck, human relationships are all just too confusing. So I guess I should just break away from it all.
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch. Because I will just look like a bad person when you go around CRYING to anyone who would hear about how I have chopped you up into bits and pieces with my sharp words.
BOO HOO POOR YOU BAD ME.
So, prepare yourselves for the new, selfish me. Who will only care about ME,MYSELF, and I. Who won't talk unless it's necessary. Who won't crack jokes anymore. Who won't look you in the eye when you're talking to me. Who be rudely reading a book when you're talking to me. Or texting on my handphone or plugged into my MP3 Whatever goes.
I'll only go and talk to those who can accept me for who I am. Who have long gotten used to my imperfections. And my bad habits And still love me for it.
Mainly, the four of them and the special one.
And I am surprised by how true this personality quiz is.
You're Goth! You can be girly, you can be sad. Sometimes you choose not to be. Most people don't understand you. You're just expressing yourself. You're usually quiet, but thats best because if you open you're mouth its likely that you'll get your feeling hurt in some way.
THE girl
Sophie Hong
15 going on 16
28 dec
ROCK CULTURE
Piss off if you don't like me, I won't grieve over the loss
