I know I might stir up big shit by posting this, but whatever. I'm pissed.

I just don't know what to make of this. Why do you like to make fun of me? Why do you like to put me in awkward situations? Why do you enjoy taking the piss out of me so much?

Are you that poor till you cannot afford a decent TV, so you have to disturb me to get some entertainment?

Is that the case, Mr Wong Wein Yeong?

I just don't get it. I just don't. I don't know why you suddenly shifted your attention onto me. I don't remember having any unpleasant encounters with you last year. In fact, if I remembered correctly, you did not even bother to cast a second look in my way. Because I am just this tall and skinny nerdish bookworm who does not care much for human interaction. You'll only acknowledge my existence when you need to copy work from me.

I'm fine with it that way you know. Perfectly fine with the arrangement.

The first thing that pissed me off was that day during the change of periods. I was minding my own business when you opened that super big ho***(guess the word) mouth of yours and screamed at me.

"Sophie, so tall for what?? Block me only!"

And when I turned around and said, block you from what? You just kept quiet. I was pms-y that day, and you did just the thing to trigger me off. I asked you again what the hell did I exactly blocked you from, and you just gave me that super attitude face like you want to get people to whack me.

For goodness's sake, I know I am like what, a head taller than you?? And I am aware that you might not be able to see the whiteboard sometimes, so if you find that it really hinders you, ask the teacher for a change of seats then! Or if you can't stand the sight of me, just say so!

The next thing. One morning, I came in the usual time I came to school, which is quite late. When you saw me coming into the classroom hurriedly to deposit my bag, you shouted.

"Eh, SOPHIE LEH SOPHIE! SOPHIE SIA!!! LECK ZHI, SOPHIE LEH!!!"

To which Leck Zhi gave no response. (thank goodness for that). I felt my face burning. Because you were laughing loudly and uncouthly away (with some spraying of saliva may I add). I did not know what I did or why it happened. I have no idea what makes you do this to me. C'mon, at least give me a logical reason. I don't like to be laughed at. Especially by some boorish student who is not superior to me in academic results.

And today when miss mastura was questionning me about the length of my skirt (too short you see) I don't need you to be laughing down there, calling me hongster. I know hongster stnads for flirt, but emerlyn calls me that because of my surname, damn you.

Also, when marcus sat next to me in class during social studies, I don't need you to say, "eh marcus! Why you go sit beside hongster?!" I DID NOT ASK FOR HIS COMPANY OK, I AM PERFECTLY FINE SITTING ALONE. AND LIKE HE SAID, HE CAN'T SEE THE WHITEBOARD, AND SO HE HAS TO MOVE TO THE FRONT. (I think) We did not even exchange a word during the whole lesson, except when he wants to borrow a pen from me.

And I DEFINITELY don't need you to call me ah neh. I don't even see the logic of you calling me that, because I am a very pale person who can't get a decent tan. You calling me ah neh during physics practical lesson was WAY uncalled for. And marcus, you really should not add in your comments like "hahaha, did you look at her face just now?".

Seriously, these behaviours really did not improve my opinion of you. All the words I can think of to describe you is barbaric, boorish, coarse, uneducated, ill-mannered, lowbrow, uncivil, primitive, uncultivated, uncultured, vulgar, rough, hare brained, jackass, lunatic, moronic, imbecile, and deranged.

Damn, I wish I could just shoot you in the head with this gun.

Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses and SLEEPING WITH BRENDON