Aww...nice to know that I'm permanently on your haunting list. But seriously, I can do without the honour.
And nice to know that you're a fan of my hair, from the way you ALWAYS noticed me in a crowd, and pull me out, and talk to me about my hair. It seems like my hair really appeals to you huh? But whatever you do, I beg you not to touch my hair, I have a MAJOR if-you-are-not-my-bf-forget-about-getting-near-my-hair phobia. Dammit, don't ever reach your hand out to touch my hair again ok? Argh, I don't even dare to think about what you'd do if I went ahead and highlighted my hair purple.
And stop spitting into my face. I know I'm a young and nubile thing with time on my side, but seriously, I can't help being such a hot babe. So stop being so jealous and cranky and all. You need to get laid, FAST. Go to a club or something and go conk a guy out with vodka shots or something. Then rape him. An alternative is you go get a male escort. Once you got laid, perhaps you might stop bugging me.
And about looking like a 15 year old sweet young thing like me, simple. Go get a facelift, Botox, rhinoplasty, liposuction, hair growth treatment....oh wait, just let me get you an application form for extreme makeover.
You know you secretly want to be me, fabulous hair and all. ((:
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo `sophie
[omg, I just realised I sound soooo bimbo and bhb.]
THE girl
Sophie Hong
15 going on 16
28 dec
ROCK CULTURE
Piss off if you don't like me, I won't grieve over the loss