You were lucky that I was not there, you bloody bitch. You were lucky that I was not there with my dad, if not I can retaliate what you said to my father, ten times worse. You're capable of terrible words, but I am capable of much worse. You know english, and so do I, even if my dad doesn't.
I came home today to find my dad fuming. I just came back from the library, he just came back from the voting thing for upgrading the flats in the area. From what I gathered from my mum and dad, this is what had happened.
For the upgrading program to actually happen, the residents in the area had to vote, and it is compulsory. The upgrading thing came in a package, which like, includes a ton of other stuff like upgrading the toilets and the lift and stuff. And if the upgrading thing actually happens, the residents will have to like, share the cost or something.
Then my father felt that the rest of the stuff were not necessary[you know how much trouble is upgrading the toilets in your house is gonna cause?], so he went and asked this RC woman who is also our neighbour like, a few floors down if he could just vote for the lift thing only instead for the whole upgrading program.
My dad can be a bit toot and blur sometimes [and i got my blur genes from him], but this question actually makes sense. But that woman, I don't know what crawled up her ass and died, went and crap my dad's ears off. She actually raised her voice at him and snapped at him that if he wants only the lift to be upgraded, he might as well build the lift himself.
Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? I thought being a member of the RC, you're supposed to answer the inquiries of the residents!!! Not shout at them in public!! And hello woman, why are you being so majorly rude?!?!?! Sheesh, and I thought that people working for the government are super duper civilised and pleasant people.
Of course my dad got pissed lah, and then he went to tick the NO box for the upgrading program. The RC woman saw and scolded my dad for being selfish. Like hello, people are entitled to their own opinions, what's more singapore is a free country. And can you please keep your menopause-y mood under control, there is no need to raise your voice so loud in public. I feel so sorry for my dad, it must have been embarassing to have some menopausing bitch scream your ears off in public.
And I thought all voter's choice are private?!?!?!?!? I double checked with my neighbour, and she said yah, your votes are kept private. TSK TSK NAUGHTY NAUGHTY, SOMEBODY SECRETLY TOOK A PEEK.
And then I was like asking my mother, who's that woman anyway? And she said, " the fat fat lady who lives at the eighth or ninth floor with a fat daughter and a sick husband!" and I was like, ok, I don't know her. Then my mum said, the lady who we always bump into at the lift!! Then I was like, erh mum? I seldom go out with you, and the only few times I step out of the house is only to go to school, the library, the fast food restaurant, or church. [heck, I have no life, I know] Then she was like, orh...you don't know that lady arh??? Then no wonder she go and complain to your father that you see her always tao her, never greet her.
At this point, I was laughing my ass off. I always greet the aunties and uncles around the neighbourhood. And they know me lah, cos my grandma used to bring me around alot. Also, I am a splitting image of my dad. They see me, they'd go like, eh, Ah Wen arh??? Go where??? Wah, so tall arh, like your father. And me being the sweet, polite girl that I am, I'd go hello auntie, hello uncle, have a nice day! That sort of stuff.
Then my father was telling me, she say you tao, never greet her, like I never teach you manners like that, but actually, when I see her daughter, her daughter also never greet me, but you see me complaining?
LOL. Woman, I can't help it if I'm too popular for my own good and people whom I don't know knows me. After all, I'm the prettiest girl in the whole neighbourhood. ((:
THE girl
Sophie Hong
15 going on 16
28 dec
ROCK CULTURE
Piss off if you don't like me, I won't grieve over the loss
