I just realised something. I am having more and more retarded conversations on MSN nowadays. This is the conversation I had with my kawan on Britney Spears' new hairstyle.(or the lack of it. *chuckles* note: Purple colour is my words, while red is my kawan's.
KAWAN!!! Have you seen Britney's new bald do? Yes kawan, I saw. she's gone skin head and got a tatoo! and the next thing you know..she might be wearing hoodies and bling bling. and go around talking like this "yo wassup britney in da house let's all get shit drunk and wasted yo!" haha bling bling bling-ney spears
Then at this point, we were fooling around, imagining what the new bling bling bling-ney spears would be like.
let's find out wad britney spears will say to a journalist. I be the journo, you be britney. that's insulting. but i'll try hi britney, nice meeting you *shrugs*uh-huh so..uhh...what prompted you yo get your new...revolutionary hairstyle? man, it ain't no fun with long hair baby I see...you're seen recently smashing your ex husband, kevin ferdeline's suv with an umbrella. How do you explain that? hey dude, get it right. it was my SUV i was smashing. MINE, dude, get your facts right.i believe its not illegal to vandalise my own property. YO but with an umbrella? the umbrella was to prevent too much UV rays entering my newly-shaven scalp, yo ok...there were rumours of you checking into a rehab lately. How do you explain that? i've been taking drugs. like duh. and issit true that you have had lesbian sex with paris hilton? after all, you two went missing into a hotel bathroom for 20 mins... OF COURSE IT'S..........true
Then there is this conversation with Christopher just now.
What do you guys learn to cook in F&N? maggiemee? no then? cook more advance food? like ... maggie mee with egg? No lah! We cook uhh..laksa...scotch eggs...macroni cheese..meringues..nasi lemak.. wah got nasi lemak ar. ure teacher who? Miss Fatonah orhh sian.but u all nv learn how to cook the best dish wad? the best dish lar. u dunno meh? no... THE BEST DISH...u cook for o lvls confirm full marks de. dun tell ppl this secret. i heard is the best dish. *starts crapping alot about how this dish would get me good grades for my o levels* don keep me in suspense leh NASI BABI. quite nice. doesn't contain vegetables .. LOL!!!!!!!YOU ASSHOLE! how you expect fatonah to sample? . . . nasi babi leh evil sia you! you tell her it's nasi ayam lah. OMG then since she nv taste pork be4..then... she'll think that ure chicken is so unqiue..then confirm full marks de. LOL. You are evil. f&n is marked in britian is it? then u must cook..preserved NASI BABI.that way... it still stays... nice. lol. u put sample in ure coursework, then the britains confirm taste le give full marks. plus they come ure house to eat nasi babi. and they make comics about nasi babi. who knows... they may take over the world one day. and who knows..due to ure good cooking...they may decide to ban non-halal food. lol. no offense. just joking. You discriminate against food restrictions you. nvm ignore those crap. i'm just bo liao.
LOL. The above interviews are just purely for fun and no offense to anyone, Britney Spears fans included.
Lastly, to wind down and have something to distract my from the excruciating period cramps I am suffering from...let's watch a live accoustic performance of PANIC! At the Disco!! The song is "Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off".
Just a footnote: Ryan was inspired to write the lyrics for this song after he found out that his girlfriend cheated on him with another guy. He really did capture the anger and jealousy and sadness and betrayal really well, no? ((:
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Sophie Hong
15 going on 16
28 dec
ROCK CULTURE
Piss off if you don't like me, I won't grieve over the loss
