What-the-piang [credit goes to my kawan for coming up with this word to replace the more vulgar original version. And I got her permission to use this word] . Remind me to never make friends with another fellow attention seeker again.
All of you who knows Patricia will know that one thing she does best is copying. Yes, you can say that copying is her forte. She copies anything and everything, from homework to tests to style. SHE COPIES EVERYTHING.
So anyway, we went to Hwa Chong Institution today for the SYF rehersal. There was this lorry thing that Miss Mastura hired to trnasport all the props there. Its one of those lorry truck thingies that you see delivering goods outside supermarkets and stuff, and they have this thingy that moves up and down the end of the truck to make loading and unloading easier.
I don't know what's up with everybody, and why they are so obsessed with a freaking truck. I for one, have no interest in travelling in it because a) it is not air conditioned and b) it is very unglam to be seen sitting on the back of a bumpy truck.
Anyway, going there, only Adam, Ian, Mankirat, Daryl, Johnovan, and Da ming [i think] are allowed on the truck, but the trip back that time, EVERYONE wanted to sit on the truck, so Miss Mastura let them. Only the guys who sat there the previous trip had to sit on the bus instead, and some other people.
So anyway, when we walked over to the bus, the guys were like saying, eh, only the guys allowed on the bus lah, the rest of you girls get on the freaking truck. Then they all said...oh wait, you all [referring to me, jess and pat] cannot be considered as girls, so never mind, you all can get on the bus. Then the sec 3 guys like mankirat and johnavan were like, sophie....sophie...so I told them....
"eh, say my name for no reason one more time, I'm gonna go over and kiss you." So that shut them up and they went to disturb pat instead. They called her name and stuff, and guess what clever comeback she had for them?!?!?!
"eh, don't do that or I'll kiss you"
wow, comeback of the year, how original.
I mean like, what-the-piang?!?! I was the one who came up with that and she just copied it. And my whole puff-up-chest-and thumps-self-with-pride thing she also go and copy. What-the-piang.
And yes, I admit that I'm an attention seeker, and it's so not fair that after that she got all the attention lah.At least give me some credit here can?!?! oh, and Ian mooned her on the bus. Ok, not exactly mooned cos he still got his wierd boxers on but you can still see his manorexic ass[what diet is that beanpole on anyway?] .He was telling her to kiss his ass or something.
I get really mad when people copy my style and stuff, my actions, and my words. It's like, at least ask me for my permission?!?!? Before stealing my identity?!??!?!Bitch.
But then again, maybe she wants to copy me because she thinks I'm cool that way??? I hope so. But my dear Pat, do credit me for coming up with such witty stuff and please, don't be so attention seeking when you're with me because I am also an attention seeker, and there can only be one centre of attraction.
Thank you. ((:
THE girl
Sophie Hong
15 going on 16
28 dec
ROCK CULTURE
Piss off if you don't like me, I won't grieve over the loss